Maybe You Are Trying Too Hard To Connect To A Modern Audience...

...when you end up writing a sentence as stupid as the last one here:

Some of his letters to her, she said later, were as many as twenty pages long. It sounds a lot like a steampunk version of an online romance.

"The Mysterious Love of Sonia Greene for H.P. Lovecraft" Posted by Annalee Newitz 6:33 PM