The problem with working at this company is not that when you're taking a wizz in one of the men's room unrinals the accompanying muzak is a stream of inane little tunes of beeps and midis that emanates from a stall where someone is obviously cycling through the list of ringtones to find the one that suits him best.
The problem is that this vignette is unremarkable. Or almost a source of corporate pride. "We're empowering individuality!"